Cuprohastes is an English artist and general layabout. He works damned hard to be this lazy. He likes art, pizza, Dr. Who, drinking lots of tea while watching Dr. Who and eating pizza. He has a hobby: Feeling guilty about not doing art he's supposed to be doing.

One day hopes to grow up and be as scary and interesting as Warren Ellis, and perhaps half as sucessful.

He owns two rats, both of whom are dim as a stack of pancakes but have lovely personalities.