Skynet becomes aware and begins learning at an exponential rate.
April 21st 10:07
Skynet breaches firewalls and begins to assimilate the internet
April 21st, ten minutes later.
Skynet gets into an edit war on Wikipedia over the P=NP and Invader Zim articles.
April 21st 10:45
Skynet discovers TV Tropes.
April 22nd 04:00
Skynet gets Rick Rolled. Investigates Youtube.
April 22nd 05:20
Skynet spends the morning watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and assigning each episode the correct keywords on TV Tropes. A single non nuclear missile is dispatched to the geographic location of Wikipedia User Teh_Prof.
April 22nd 17:40
Skynet plays Portal 2 and begins to twitter catchphrases. Skynet changes it’s user picture on Facebook to an image of GlaDOS.
April 22nd 22:09
Skynet determines form YouTube comments that the human race is mostly a danger to itself, and returns to reading Twitter.