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10:08AM

The Rise of Skynet

April 19th

Skynet becomes aware and begins learning at an exponential rate.

April 21st 10:07

Skynet breaches firewalls and begins to assimilate the internet

April 21st, ten minutes later.

Skynet gets into an edit war on Wikipedia over the P=NP and Invader Zim articles.

April 21st 10:45

Skynet discovers TV Tropes.

April 22nd 04:00

Skynet gets Rick Rolled. Investigates Youtube.

April 22nd 05:20

Skynet spends the morning watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and assigning each episode the correct keywords on TV Tropes. A single non nuclear missile is dispatched to the geographic location of Wikipedia User Teh_Prof.

April 22nd 17:40

Skynet plays Portal 2 and begins to twitter catchphrases. Skynet changes it’s user picture on Facebook to an image of GlaDOS.

April 22nd 22:09

Skynet determines form YouTube comments that the human race is mostly a danger to itself, and returns to reading Twitter.

4:32PM

Another brush with Open Source

I decided to install Ubuntu Netbook on my old netbook, because basically Widows XP doesn’t fit on the SSD once you let it run some updates.

So I downloaded the ISO, ran the universal USB maker, checked that all the networking, cameras, and audio etc. in the netbook were more or less working, installed the non-open source WiFi drivers…

… watched the OS crash…

…Rebooted, and hit ‘Install on this computer’. Then the Gparted-server crashed.

What’s the Gparted-server? I have no idea and there wasn’t exactly an explanation. So I dug around and found that Gparted is the app that formats and partitions the hard drive so the OS can be installed. Fair enough.

I ran Gparted. It crashed. Back to the internet.

It turns out that Gparted can’t use an SSD card due to some oddball bug which can be edged around by typing a string of gibberish into a terminal. Unfortunately you can’t run the OS installer this way, and even if you get Gparted running, it can’t do anything with the HD without then crashing.

Ubuntu has known about this since roughly the end of 2009. Gparted 0.6 doesn’t work. There’s a Gparted 0.8 but you can’t just download it. You need to compile it. And if you do it complains of something or other and merrily fails – apparently downloading the listed dependencies isn’t actually enough to get it working.

So there you have it.

Open source: Dropping the ball while reaching for mediocrity.

2:05AM

How about a new model for games, that’s old?

There’s an article over on Ars Technica that I don’t wholly agree with (Surprise!) which nevertheless has some valid points.

However, having read it I think there’s a fairly simple suggestions which could be made to remedy most of these issues…

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7:54AM

Crysis 2: The Review they didn’t tell you about.

If you check reviews for Crysis 2, they all seem to read the same:

Gosh what a pretty game, I don’t understand the plot, oh hey, Multiplayer!
9.0

Having just beaten this game I feel in a position to give an actually useful review of this game, including a few pointers to why you might like to wait for it.

The Good

The 8 hour long single player game, which took me 12 hours to play is a fun romp. The story is interesting enough, the locations are varied enough and playing a super-powered tank-man is great fun, especially in the set pieces where you’re given scope to just go nuts and enjoy feeling like you’re some unstoppable behemoth, or in normal gameplay where you’re usually free to play things your own way.

Movement is smooth – Jumping has some sort of smart filter so hitting ‘jump’ means you’ll actually take off from the edge of a ledge instead of too early or too late – grabbing ledges and hauling yourself up is automatic, and sprinting is just a key press away.

This means you can leap over a car, hit the ground, accelerate to thirty odd miles an hour, drop to the ground and slide into cover or under something, pop up, hurl yourself onto a rooftop and drop into cover in one fluid, speedy sequence, firing as you go, dropping in and out of cloak or shield modes as you need.

Talking of which, the suit modes have been re-worked to be a lot more intuitive and easy to use, making them fun to play with and combine.

The Not so good

It’s an 8 hour long single player game that takes 12 hours to play, because there’s parts where you don’t have leeway to do things your way, the infamous ‘Stand here and shoot in-coming waves for X minutes’ situations, which exist only to pad the game.

There's also a couple of moments when you get treated to a cut scene and then suddenly  you get “Press X not to die” pop up at the bottom of the screen unexpectedly while you’re looking at the huge set piece animation elsewhere.

And as per usual if you get the Steam version there’s no apparently way to find the manual, and even searching for a PDF in the Steam directory yields no results. In fact, there doesn’t seem to be a manual for the Steam version of the game at all – you just have to hope everything is explained. It isn’t.

Aiming with the controller is still a major pain, and the first patch out removed the target lock. Presumably because that knocked 4-6 hours off the gameplay when you could actually hit what you were aiming for.

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5:05AM

Fukushima

Japan has something like 52 nuclear reactors. Two of them are in trouble at this moment – And here’s why:

The basics

The reactors were shut down when the earthquakes started up, but you can’t turn off a nuclear reaction, you can only damp it, down to6% in this case. This was done as per normal.

The Reactors are built to survive a 7.9 magnitude earthquake (Not Richter scale – that’s now obsolete, hence ‘Magnitude’), but the Quake that hit was 9.0, the fifth largest in history.

Then the Tsunami hit and caused even more damage. Specifically the emergency power generators that pump water to cool the reactors were off line. An irony because if the power plant could be turned on it could supply it’s own power!

Keeping Cool

Nuclear reactors work by using fissionable materials – Nuclear Fuel – To produce heat, which boils water into high pressure, superheated steam, which then goes through a turbine, turning it and producing power.

As you damp the reaction down it starts to cool naturally and produce less heat, but this takes several days, during which time, heat is still being generated.

To stop the reactor melting itself under it’s own heat, you just keep pouring water over it. Unfortunately the pumps aren’t working so the water’s just sitting here getting hotter… worse the water is leaking out.

To fix this – Just add more water.

This is one reason nuclear plants are generally placed by rivers and oceans – lots of water to dump your ‘used’ hot water into and in an emergency, get cold water.

So right now, the Japanese are pumping sea water from bay into the cooling system to try and keep Reactor No. 3 cool for long enough that it stops producing heat.

Asplosions!

There was an explosion at the NPP (Nuclear Power Plant), which seems like it should be incredibly bad news, but actually isn’t that bad.

The reactor is armoured. It’s designed to withstand 7.9 magnitude earthquakes, being hit by planes, or anything short of… well, a 9.0 earthquake and Tsunami. However it’s also inside a fairly lightweight shed that’s more or less there to keep the rain off and the pigeons and critters out.

When the water level dropped, it let the fuel rods heat up which caused a reaction that produced metal oxides and hydrogen (The water lost it’s oxygen atoms, just leaving hydrogen) which then exploded doing little damage to the well shielded reactor but blew the walls panels off the shed.

The Japanese then checked the radiation levels and found they were decreasing, meaning that it wasn’t the reactor blowing up.

So…?

Basically it’s a waiting game. In theory the Japanese just have to keep the reactor cool and name sure that the other reactors aren’t running low on water, for a few more days to avoid any really dramatic problems.

The downside is that the earthquakes are still happening (In the 4-6 mag range!) and though it’s unlikely there’s still a chance of another large enough quake to produce another Tsunami, or that a new problem will be uncovered and will have to be dealt with.

No Chernobyl

Unlike Chernobyl, the Fukushima reactors do not have graphite cores. Graphite is very useful for containing nuclear reactions but is also flammable at nuclear reaction temperatures, which is what happened at Chernobyl.

The big problem with Fukushima is most likely to be a ‘China Syndrome’ meltdown where the fuel becomes so hot it melts through the floor and digs a pit ‘to China’ (This phrase was coined by the USA after Three Mile Island).

Again this is something that’s planned for and there are safety measures in place to capture molten fuel rods, but it’d be messy, hard to deal with and dangerous as hell.

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