2012: Hey! Hey! Over here!
1984: WHO ARE YOU
2012: I’m you from the year 2012!
2012: … OK, Take the caps lock off. Look, I haven’t got long but I thought I’d tell you, you get this far at least.
1984 how is future. do yuo hav an lasir
2012: Well it’s pretty good. I mean there’s a recession but there’s plenty food and stuff. Yes, we have LASERs.
1984: wow i want a lasir wen i grow up an ill bbe all like pew pew die alein
2012: Yeah… no. We use them to annoy cats.
1984: i dont unnerstannd are you an famuos astrount in the futre
2012: No… sorry, turns out that it was cheaper to send a robot. We ditched the space program, junked all the space shuttles and went back to annoying cats with Lasers.
1984: oh i ht the futer it sucks
2012: On the upside there’s so much porn.
1984: i dont understaned
2012: Give it four years. OK, time’s up, I’m going to eat icecream.
1984: astranot icecream